Captain Redbeard's Plunders
tastefullyoffensive:

No thanks, Owen. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

No thanks, Owen. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

[endlesscreation]

tonidorsay:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

Today’s lesson in in how to be aware of the absurdity of the world, while still being serious.

aniglitch:

She has a right to be freaked out

aniglitch:

She has a right to be freaked out

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

mercuryjones:

Porn stars read mean tweets about themselves.

HAHAHAOHMYGOD

Did any student in the hufflepuff house die?

fluthermucken-feather-pluckn:

ineffablenightingale said: whatshisname the sparkly one. Cedric


No, he faked his death got a job in a glitter factory and tricked a dumb highschooler into thinking he was a vampire and fucked her.

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

This reignites my hope in humanity every time I scroll into it.

fluthermucken-feather-pluckn:

clintashamcu97:

Stucky & Text posts

That second to last one is so accurate about the movie cap/buck

thekizz:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

You just can’t.

thekizz:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

You just can’t.

baratholdtfubar:

attack on titan in general

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aphtonites:

war has changed


"War… war never chang— hold up, what the hell?"

aphtonites:

war has changed

"War… war never chang— hold up, what the hell?"

wtfmanga:

bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old identical twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

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JESUS CHRIST

asylum-art:

10 Magical Pebble Paths That Flow Like Rivers

The garden or back-yard is one of the best places in a home for the home-owner to express their creative side. Why surround all those beautiful plants with an ugly path when you can create a creative stone garden path that looks like a work of art? We collected this list to show you what a well-done pebble garden path can look like.

River stones and pebbles worked really well for the projects in these pictures, but just about any stone can work as long as you can think of a cool design with it and turn it into a stable path.

  1. Judy White
  2. unknown
  3.  Claire Ashman
  4. Francesca Gallo
  5.  sarako
  6. pebbleandcomosaics.com
  7. Sarah Garner
  8. lorifeger.hubpages.com
  9. Chuck Domitrovich
  10. Jeffrey Bale

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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